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« Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 126. | WILLisms.com | Trivia Tidbit Of The Day: Part 471 -- Air Quality. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 127.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

A women runs screaming out of the water during the annual New Years day Coney Island Polar Bear Club swim in New York, Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2008. (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)

A women, eh? Does. Not. Compute. Really, that's a terrible caption. Surely you can do better.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 8. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
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And... The Winners:

1. heckrulz:

Borat Sagdiyev deftly points out Hillary's "Vageenia" to members of Kazakhstan's news media.

2. Hoodlumman:

Hillary couldn't help but become ecstatic when she saw the opportunity to pull an Iowan's finger.

3. rodney dill:

The bars were under-designed by 100%

Captioning at WILLisms.com: A Tradition Since 1857.

Posted by Will Franklin · 2 January 2008 04:46 PM

Comments

OH MY GOSH! THERE ARE MEN!!!!!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 2, 2008 06:16 PM

There was nothing Rose hated more than cooties on her sternum.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 2, 2008 06:31 PM

This women was frightened too death when the gang planted the baby ruth in the water. HA ha!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 2, 2008 06:48 PM

Ronnie Wildercox learns how much more sensitive to cold water are his new Breast Implants when he joins an annual New Years day Coney Island Polar Bear Club swim in New York, Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2008. (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)

Posted by: Mr Michael at January 2, 2008 07:54 PM

"Shave the Whales!!!"

Posted by: rodney dill at January 3, 2008 06:42 AM

Bloggers again find evidence of photo tampering and air brushing after the Associated Press and Dan Rather attempt to present "evidence" of Cindy Sheehan's "Hunger Strike".

Posted by: Justin B. at January 3, 2008 11:17 AM

"THAT water is cold! What happened to Global Warming?"

Posted by: Poole at January 3, 2008 07:33 PM

"OH MY GOD!!! The doctor never said that my implants were water soluble!!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 3, 2008 10:22 PM

David Spade had to be fired from the latest Hollywood cross-dressing movie when it was discovered that not only does he play an effeminate wuss on TV, he is one.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 3, 2008 10:25 PM

Happy New Year, Will (and Zsa Zsa, too!)

As for the picture... I got nothing. Let me think on it awhile.

Posted by: Mr. Right at January 3, 2008 11:21 PM

Happy New year to you, Mr. Right!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 4, 2008 05:40 AM

Ouch! I got stung by a @%^$?* jellyfish!

Posted by: Bigfoot at January 4, 2008 10:40 AM

1) The newest Hollywood anti-aging craze, freeze shrinking your skin.

2) And the number one benifit for having some excess blubber is...

Posted by: GOP and College at January 4, 2008 04:01 PM

Susie ran from the gathering in the ocean when she realized that her breasts were much smaller than the guys.

Jan did not read the Township's Announcement that today was the Annual Bobbing for Medical Waste Day in Ocean City New Jersey.

Posted by: Deathlok at January 4, 2008 07:32 PM

The bathers were enjoying a pleasant day at the beach, when, from out of the haze, materialized a terrifying apparition.... the Ron Paul Campaign Tugboat!

Posted by: JohnW at January 7, 2008 12:55 PM

The bathers were enjoying a pleasant day at the beach, when, from out of the haze, materialized a terrifying apparition.... the Ron Paul Campaign Tugboat!

Posted by: John at January 7, 2008 01:05 PM

I cod take a frigid dip, just for the halibut.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 7, 2008 06:46 PM