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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 128.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Supporters for Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama watching the results of the primary election in Nashua, NH. Experts on Wednesday said there was no single reason why opinion polls predicting a clear victory for Obama on the eve of the New Hampshire presidential primaries were so wrong. (AFP/Emmanuel Dunand)

There seems to be something more happening in this photo. Surely you can come up with something better.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 15. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... The Winners:

1. Hoodlumman:

There was nothing Rose hated more than cooties on her sternum.

2. Zsa Zsa:


3. Nathan Hale:

David Spade had to be fired from the latest Hollywood cross-dressing movie when it was discovered that not only does he play an effeminate wuss on TV, he is one.

Honorable Mention. Rodney Dill:

I cod take a frigid dip, just for the halibut.

Captioning: The Only Pure Art We Have Left. Participate today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 9 January 2008 01:57 PM


Nothing gave Glenn the giggles more than silently passing gas in a crowd.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 9, 2008 02:00 PM

It wasn't the smell of victory in the air!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 9, 2008 03:51 PM

Having rescued The Dauphine from Citizen Barack's guillotine this night, The Scarlet Pimpernel sniffs politely amidst the mob and prepares to depart.

Vim Toot!

Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at January 9, 2008 05:39 PM

The pep rally was going poorly so Eddie and Lumpy gazed longingly at some Beaver butt cleavage.

Vim Toot!

Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at January 9, 2008 05:46 PM

"Hmmm.... boxers or briefs?"

Vim Toot!

Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at January 9, 2008 05:51 PM

Three tries.

That's right, 3!!!

I'm so tired of second place.

Vim Toot!

Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at January 9, 2008 05:53 PM

Hey Manuel!,

If you don't get your finger out of my ass, I will be forced to report you to the INS.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at January 9, 2008 09:09 PM

In the middle of the rally, Preston suddenly wondered if he had left the iron on.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 10, 2008 01:38 AM

Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep...

Posted by: rodney dill at January 10, 2008 06:24 AM

Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep...

Posted by: rodney dill at January 10, 2008 06:26 AM

Oh, Barack is so dreamy! Why can't I be Obama Guy?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2008 10:36 AM

Oh, Barack is so dreamy! Why can't I be Obama Guy?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2008 10:37 AM

Mmmmm. Senator Craig is tap tap tapin' again.

Posted by: Dennis at January 10, 2008 06:51 PM

I'm getting really tired of covering up this zit on my chin....

Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 11, 2008 07:49 PM

"Oh my! She is NOT wearing white shoes after Labor Day! The horror!"

Posted by: RT at January 12, 2008 12:40 AM

Jason later became known as the Obama-rama Ding Dong.

Posted by: rodney dill at January 12, 2008 08:26 AM

Gosh, all these fabulous people at the Larry Craig speech (sigh) where does one start?

Posted by: elliot at January 12, 2008 09:54 AM

Too late to win, but, what the hell:

"Should I tell Barrack about the cancres I've developed, or not?"

Posted by: OBloodyHell at January 13, 2008 04:48 AM

"Is that guy's hand where I think it is? Who does he think he is, Bill Clinton?"

Posted by: OBloodyHell at January 13, 2008 04:52 AM

Male Democratic party supporters react at Sen. Hillary Clinton's plan for free birth control under a socialized health care system. Under Ms. Clinton's plan, only condoms and castration would be promoted and covered by the federal government.

Posted by: Eric von Michigan at January 14, 2008 12:59 PM