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Due: July 29, 2008
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 129.
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The actual caption:
Democratic presidential hopeful former Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., left, uses a rag to clean cans of food in preparation for distribution during a campaign stop at the Lowcountry Food Bank, in Charleston, S.C., Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008. Volunteer at the food bank Marilyn Armstrong appears top right. Edwards placed second in Iowa, third in New Hampshire and faces even longer odds of pulling off a win in upcoming states. But he still attracts the support of as many as 20 percent of Democratic voters in national polls (AP Photo/Steven Senne)
There are ample opportunities for better captioning, here. Give it a go, won't you.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 22. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.
1. Zsa Zsa:
It wasn't the smell of victory in the air!
2. Nathan Hale:
In the middle of the rally, Preston suddenly wondered if he had left the iron on.
Gosh, all these fabulous people at the Larry Craig speech (sigh) where does one start?
Honorable Mention. OBloodyHell:
"Is that guy's hand where I think it is? Who does he think he is, Bill Clinton?"
He who captions first, laughs last. Enter today!
Posted by Will Franklin · 16 January 2008 11:34 AM
We've got the tin cans ready. Send in the goats!
Posted by: Bigfoot at January 16, 2008 11:59 AM
Pleas don't take a picture of me! My hair and makeup are not right!!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 16, 2008 01:17 PM
1) So I can just pop a squat, and give it to you, and you'll believe it?
2) You know, if I wanted to, I could donate these things by the thousands!
3) Even though he has gloves on, this is the dirtiest work his hands have had to do since college.
Posted by: GOP and College at January 16, 2008 04:16 PM
I'm getting ready for the next primary, and I'm going to win it with this can of 'Whoop Ass.'
Posted by: elliot at January 16, 2008 04:23 PM
Thanks for third last week - Elliot
Posted by: elliot at January 16, 2008 04:26 PM
Posted by: rodney dill at January 16, 2008 05:17 PM
Presidential hopeful John Edwards displays his previously-hidden superpower of directional biomagnetism in hopes that this would help him clinch the nomination.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 16, 2008 11:34 PM
Off-screen: "Hey, Senator Edwards! Nice cans!"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2008 10:00 AM
After hearing the old joke, "What do you call a homeless person kicking a can down the street? Moving" for the first time, John Edwards makes destroying all cans part of his plan to bring the Two Americas together.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 17, 2008 11:07 AM
After hearing the old joke "What do you call a homeless person kicking a can down the street? Moving" for the first time, John Edwards makes destroying all cans part of his plan to bring the Two Americas together.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 17, 2008 11:12 AM
Senator Edwards tried to open a Can of Whoop-Ass... he broke a fingernail and relented.
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at January 18, 2008 02:19 PM
Senator Edwards receives his new shipment of Canned Applause just prior to the next debate.
or a Caption from the the Bowels of Hell:
"My wife used to have cans like this!"
Posted by: Deathlok at January 18, 2008 02:49 PM
Wow, Deathlok, you weren't kidding about the Bowels of Hell. That is BAD. Yikes. Should one (hypothetically, of course) feel guilty thinking it was funny?
Posted by: Will Franklin at January 18, 2008 02:56 PM
"Whoa... Breck comes in 55 gallon drums? I'm outta here."
Posted by: rodney dill at January 18, 2008 07:22 PM
1) "John Edwards in training for a STOMP audition."
2) "Hmmm.. Latex and cans... this is familiar."
Posted by: Rob at January 19, 2008 01:34 AM
Polishing components of his new telecommunications initiative, Edwards responds to critics, "Just wait till tomorrow when the string gets here. We'll see who's laughing then!"
Posted by: Crashex at January 19, 2008 12:37 PM
"Hey Mr. Talleyman, tally me steel can-na"
Posted by: Rob at January 19, 2008 05:05 PM
For a moment there, I felt so hungry that I thought about eating some of this crap.
Posted by: sammy small at January 21, 2008 10:53 PM