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Democratic presidential candidates Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) makes a point next to Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) at the CNN/Congressional Black Caucus Institute Democratic Party presidential debate at the Palace Theatre in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, January 21, 2008. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
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After hearing the old joke, "What do you call a homeless person kicking a can down the street? Moving" for the first time, John Edwards makes destroying all cans part of his plan to bring the Two Americas together.
Senator Edwards receives his new shipment of Canned Applause just prior to the next debate.
3. Cowboy Blob:
Senator Edwards tried to open a Can of Whoop-Ass... he broke a fingernail and relented.
Honorable Mention (submitted via email). lago:
After a checkered career, John Edwards finally
Honorable Mention. Crashex:
Polishing components of his new telecommunications initiative, Edwards responds to critics, "Just wait till tomorrow when the string gets here. We'll see who's laughing then!"
Honorable Mention. Bigfoot:
We've got the tin cans ready. Send in the goats!
Classy captioning by classy commenters. Enter today!
Posted by Will Franklin · 23 January 2008 02:06 PM
1) I am not playing race politics! Can I get a whoop-whoop on that from mah sistahs?
2) Barack Obama looking dignified, and Hillary looking like a monkey slinging poo. At least Hillary was showing her true colors for once.
3) Hillary: Ooooo, I just gambled and lost.
Posted by: GOP and College at January 23, 2008 05:15 PM
Is that a big sweat stain under Hillary's arm?
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 23, 2008 06:36 PM
Whoa, timeout. I need to use the #%@*$ little girls room.
Posted by: dcose at January 23, 2008 08:04 PM
Next on David Letterman... stupid political tricks.
Posted by: rodney dill at January 23, 2008 09:20 PM
In response to the moderator's question "who smells that fart," Hillary Clinton got another chance to display her cat-like reflexes while Barack Obama was still trying to find the scent.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 23, 2008 10:13 PM
Hillary Clinton took the lead in CNN's new game show "It's the Candidates!" with her spot-on impression of Arnold Horshack.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at January 24, 2008 08:59 AM
Ooooo I didn't do it! says Hillary as Obama tries to act like nothing happened.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 24, 2008 11:12 AM
Hillary: "I've yadda-yadda'd sex . . . "
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 24, 2008 11:21 AM
I'll take "Brooms and Vacuum Cleaners" for $200, Alex.
Posted by: Bigfoot at January 24, 2008 12:26 PM
Hitlery Clinton!... Yikes! That is a scary thought.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 24, 2008 03:48 PM
"Excuse Me. Would this be a good time to cry?"
Posted by: Doug at January 24, 2008 05:18 PM
"Live long and prosper."
Posted by: Doug at January 24, 2008 05:18 PM
Hillary is practicing taking the oath of office. Notice she is raising her Left hand.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 24, 2008 06:25 PM
"OK, next open question. Who feels that Detoit's hip hop mayor Kwame Kilpatrick should be given a break for lying under oath about his extra-marital affair?"
Posted by: rodney dill at January 24, 2008 06:49 PM
Obama: "... I knew Arsenio Hall, he's a friend of mine, and Hillary you are no Aresenio Hall."
Posted by: rodney dill at January 24, 2008 06:51 PM
Of course it may actually be funnier with 'Detroit' instead of 'Detoit'
Posted by: rodney dill at January 24, 2008 08:22 PM
I'm a little teapot, short and stout....
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at January 24, 2008 09:43 PM
Hillary: Monica? Of course I remember her... she was about yea tall, and her face was stuck in an expression like.... this.
Posted by: Mr Michael at January 24, 2008 11:08 PM
Hillary: "Phew! Obama, did you just cut one?"
Obama: "Who me?"
Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2008 08:14 AM
Hillary (clearing the air): "Phew! Obama, did you just cut one?"
Obama: "Who me..?"
Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2008 08:19 AM
Loading slow issues, sorry for duplicate comment - Elliot
Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2008 08:28 AM
Candidates at Democratic debate respond to question from back of the room, "Who ordered the stripper?"
Posted by: KRW at January 28, 2008 02:05 PM
"While I agree with Senator Obama that we must inject racial civility into this debate and rise to the greater good of the party, I do want to raise a point of contention: My husband was "letting the dogs out" long before the Senator ever considered "letting the dogs out." Just as Monica and Jennifer Flowers.
Posted by: Rob B. at January 28, 2008 10:17 PM
"ask" not "as", damn it all
Posted by: Rob B. at January 28, 2008 10:18 PM