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« Trivia Tidbit Of The Day: Part 485 - Trade Beneficial To Us All. | WILLisms.com | Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 140. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 139.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

hillarywantstofight.gif

The actual caption:

Senator Hillary Clinton holds out her arms before a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

Hmm, yeah, I think they didn't really capture what was happening with that caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 15. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
dinamcgreevey.gif


And... The Winners:

1. elliot:

Psst..John. Did you ever see my husbands briefs?

2. Jim Rose:

Ixnay on the reesome-teh.

3. Maggie Mama:

You left your socks under the bed.

Captioning: raising awareness since 1873.

Posted by Will Franklin · 9 April 2008 02:51 PM

Comments

I swear...It is this big

Posted by: Dennis at April 9, 2008 03:12 PM

What, Me Worry?

Posted by: Dennis at April 9, 2008 03:13 PM

"Bring it, b*tches..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 9, 2008 03:25 PM

You wanna piece o' this, Petreus?

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at April 9, 2008 03:45 PM

Thanks for first last week - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at April 9, 2008 05:41 PM

Yes, I had a boob job in 1983. So!!!??

Posted by: elliot at April 9, 2008 06:03 PM

I was swimming down the Mississip in a heroic attempt to reach NOLA to bring my expertise in hurricane-recovery. Then suddenly I had to duck under water when Congressman William J. Jefferson's refrigerator came this close to smashing me against the rocks.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 9, 2008 06:24 PM

M ..ISS ...ISS ... IPP ....I.

Sorry for the "cut & paste" SNAFU in my above submission.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 9, 2008 06:26 PM

I dropped the baby... I don't know why.

Posted by: rodney dill at April 9, 2008 08:19 PM

"Search me, I don't have a clue how to make Petreus and Crocker look bad."

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 9, 2008 08:43 PM

NBC Reporter: "How far will you go to get elected, Senator?"

Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 10, 2008 06:21 AM

Senator Hillary Clinton tries to demonstrate the sound of one hand clapping, but is frustrated by her failed attempts.

Posted by: Bigfoot at April 10, 2008 07:40 AM

Bill's lies? Ha .... you gotta be kidding me. You b*tches ain't seen nothing yet!

Posted by: Elmo at April 10, 2008 07:52 AM

I can explain that huge tax deduction. Have you any idea how much my husband and his interns
drycleaning bills are?

Posted by: elliot at April 10, 2008 02:49 PM

Search me...no...really...search me...IT'S YOUR JOB DAMMIT, NOW I WANNA BE FELT UP, I MEAN SEARCHED!!!11!

Posted by: Spartacus at April 10, 2008 06:07 PM

My suspension of disbelief is thissss bigggg!

Posted by: Jim Rose at April 11, 2008 05:43 PM

I didn't take it! OK! I will pay for the items taken from the white house...

Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 12, 2008 10:26 AM

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?

Posted by: Elmo at April 12, 2008 11:05 AM

How big is Bill's mouth?

How big is Bill's mouth?

I'll tell you! It's sooooooooooooooo BIG!!!!

Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 12, 2008 01:50 PM

"Client #8 . . . who's to know?!"

Posted by: Gollum at April 12, 2008 09:27 PM

No, I did not have a boob job. See?

chsw

Posted by: chsw at April 12, 2008 09:34 PM