"So I tell Gore, 'this trip's carbon footprint is gonna be huge.' No reaction from him. Then I say... 'and I didn't buy one damn offset.' Dude just about had a coronary."

Hillary thought she was so amusing when she recently did her imitation of a flight attendant ... but I heard the press on board was hoping the plane would go down just to shut her up.

While sailing through the Sea Of Time aboard the yellow submarine, John McCain has a disturbing encounter with his younger self.

"She's got some set of floatation devices hidden behind that yellow thing, I'm tellin ya."

"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupons?"

McCain: "Just ignore the foot tapping then... I have a wide stance ya see."

"I don't think that's what she meant by locked and in an upright position."

"They just don't make these travel sickness bags big enough."

Excuse me, is that really necessary? I mean geez, we're on a bus!

Fear not, I've checked our flight plan. Even if the plane goes down, I know the location of every Hilton Hotel.

If she mentions "water landing" one more time, I'm going to have a violent Vietnam flashback.

McCain: "This broad could that strap to measure my, um, wingspan. If you know what I mean."

"I swear...It is this big."

HRC does have the tendency to exaggerate since it has been about three decades since anyone has presented one to her.

As with Bosnia, did she duck and run for cover?

"The White House! what is it?"

"It's a big building with interns, but that's not important right now."

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"

Doesn't she know I crashed more times than her?

Hey Buddy! Guess what I have in my pants?

I'm just glad we didn't get that delusional stewardess we had last time: http://letfreedomring.vodpod.com/video/776328-hillary-the-stewardess

Steve, do you know your sunglasses are on top of your head? The glare is blinding me, man.

McCain: Excuse, but what was my name again?