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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 140.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Republican Presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., right, talks to adviser Steve Schmidt aboard the campaign charter airplane prior to taking off from Pittsburgh, en route to Philadelphia, Tuesday, April 15, 2008. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

This caption clearly doesn't capture what was actually going on when this shot was snapped.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 22. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... The Winners:

1. Bigfoot:

Senator Hillary Clinton tries to demonstrate the sound of one hand clapping, but is frustrated by her failed attempts.

2. Cowboy Blob:

You wanna piece o' this, Petreus?

3. Dennis:

I swear...It is this big

Captioning: enabling succinctly-written obscurities since Johannes Gutenberg.

Posted by Will Franklin · 16 April 2008 11:44 AM


"So I tell Gore, 'this trip's carbon footprint is gonna be huge.' No reaction from him. Then I say... 'and I didn't buy one damn offset.' Dude just about had a coronary."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 16, 2008 12:34 PM

Hillary thought she was so amusing when she recently did her imitation of a flight attendant ... but I heard the press on board was hoping the plane would go down just to shut her up.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 16, 2008 01:21 PM

While sailing through the Sea Of Time aboard the yellow submarine, John McCain has a disturbing encounter with his younger self.

Posted by: Bigfoot at April 16, 2008 01:32 PM

"She's got some set of floatation devices hidden behind that yellow thing, I'm tellin ya."

Posted by: Doug at April 16, 2008 03:01 PM

"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupons?"

Posted by: elliot at April 16, 2008 04:33 PM

McCain: "Just ignore the foot tapping then... I have a wide stance ya see."

Posted by: rodney dill at April 16, 2008 09:18 PM

"I don't think that's what she meant by locked and in an upright position."

Posted by: rodney dill at April 16, 2008 09:20 PM

"They just don't make these travel sickness bags big enough."

Posted by: rodney dill at April 16, 2008 09:21 PM

Excuse me, is that really necessary? I mean geez, we're on a bus!

Posted by: elliot at April 16, 2008 09:51 PM

Fear not, I've checked our flight plan. Even if the plane goes down, I know the location of every Hilton Hotel.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 17, 2008 06:23 AM

If she mentions "water landing" one more time, I'm going to have a violent Vietnam flashback.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at April 17, 2008 09:49 PM

McCain: "This broad could that strap to measure my, um, wingspan. If you know what I mean."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 18, 2008 12:17 AM

"I swear...It is this big."

HRC does have the tendency to exaggerate since it has been about three decades since anyone has presented one to her.

As with Bosnia, did she duck and run for cover?

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at April 18, 2008 01:58 PM

"The White House! what is it?"

"It's a big building with interns, but that's not important right now."

Posted by: The Whistler at April 18, 2008 02:36 PM

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at April 18, 2008 04:56 PM

Doesn't she know I crashed more times than her?

Posted by: Mope at April 18, 2008 06:46 PM

Hey Buddy! Guess what I have in my pants?

Posted by: Scott at April 18, 2008 08:43 PM

I'm just glad we didn't get that delusional stewardess we had last time: http://letfreedomring.vodpod.com/video/776328-hillary-the-stewardess

Posted by: Doug at April 22, 2008 01:27 PM

Steve, do you know your sunglasses are on top of your head? The glare is blinding me, man.

Posted by: madconductor at April 23, 2008 12:24 AM

McCain: Excuse, but what was my name again?

Posted by: Nathan Hale at April 23, 2008 10:32 AM