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Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM
Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM
Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
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Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
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Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM
Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM
Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
The Carnival Of Classiness.
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 141.
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Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter looks at his watch upon his arrival at Queen Alia airport in Amman April 20,2008. REUTERS'Jamal Nasrallah POOL (Reuters)
Yeah, there's more going on here.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 29. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.
[It was particularly difficult to judge this week, with so many great entries.]
While sailing through the Sea Of Time aboard the yellow submarine, John McCain has a disturbing encounter with his younger self.
"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupons?"
3. Maggie Mama:
Fear not, I've checked our flight plan. Even if the plane goes down, I know the location of every Hilton Hotel.
Honorable Mention (for the W.C. Fields reference). Cowboy Blob:
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
Captioning: unleash the bratty 14-year-old within.
Posted by Will Franklin · 23 April 2008 01:16 PM
Uh... Lets see uh... Where is everyone?
Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 23, 2008 01:44 PM
"This new Mecca-standard-time watch is terrific."
Posted by: JohnW at April 23, 2008 02:27 PM
Will you just look at the time....Hugo is gonna be pissed.
Posted by: Dennis at April 23, 2008 04:23 PM
Thanks for 2nd place last week - Elliot
Posted by: elliot at April 23, 2008 05:25 PM
Staff SGT Malloy to Accounting,over. Staff SGT Malloy to Accounting, over. President Carter just looked at his watch. over. Avoid padding any hours on 23 April. Malloy over and out.
Posted by: elliot at April 23, 2008 05:33 PM
Look there! I can see my arteries hardening before me.
Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 23, 2008 07:04 PM
"Time to make the peanuts."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2008 08:29 PM
"Well gollee, you do get fleas from lying down with dogs. Oh my gosh hush my mouth!"
Posted by: LomaAlta at April 23, 2008 11:28 PM
"Hmmmm... time to go whack the rabbit."
Posted by: rodney dill at April 24, 2008 05:07 AM
"Hmmm ...... half past senile."
(P.S. Thanks for 3rd.)
Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 24, 2008 06:12 AM
Dictators, despots, the very Devil himself. Carter has a full schedule of appointments.
Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 24, 2008 07:32 AM
This poor sole needs to just go away.
He legitimately lost his chance to become a two-term President because he was soo bad in his first term.
He has curried favor with late twenitih-century European Socialist's. Coped himself a Noble Peace prize that outs him in the same league as Yassar Affafat.
He never says anything good about the USA, he kisses the butts of people opposed and who have expressed their dislike for the USA.
At some point, you gotta get over January 1981,
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at April 24, 2008 02:53 PM
Carter consults his crib notes - "Hamas has agreed to recognize Israel" - Yeah, that's the one.
Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 24, 2008 07:37 PM
Carter checks his legacy .. it's about thirty seconds from total oblivion.
Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 25, 2008 07:04 AM
This watch Arafat gave me makes my wrist go limp.
Posted by: Mope at April 25, 2008 10:19 AM
Man with walkie-talkie: Mr. Abbas, the American dhimmi has stepped off the plane. Awaiting further instructions.
Posted by: Bigfoot at April 25, 2008 11:59 AM
That can't be right? I still have a pulse??
Posted by: Deathlok at April 25, 2008 04:00 PM
Awesome, the time here is the same as back in Plains, Georgia.
Posted by: Spartacus at April 25, 2008 05:27 PM
"Ten minutes to Wapner... definitely..."
Posted by: rodney dill at April 25, 2008 06:18 PM
"Well, Im a jet fuel genius - I can solve the worlds problems
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity
(Apologies to Styx)
Posted by: Maggie Mama at April 25, 2008 06:21 PM
Hmmm, I must not be President anymore, I used to be able to talk in my watch and then here voices.
Posted by: Mark at April 25, 2008 11:50 PM
Posted by: Mark at April 25, 2008 11:51 PM
"Billy beer? Well its 5:00 somewhere."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 26, 2008 08:41 AM
Carter, unaware of security man behind him: "What? What's that? Say, somebody's speaking Arabic and it's coming out of my watch."
Posted by: Nathan Hale at April 29, 2008 10:47 AM
"Well, thank you, Jay, for noticing my watch. It sure is dandy, isn't it? I wore it because wanted to make sure I wasn't late for my guest spot on the Tonight Show."
Posted by: Nathan Hale at April 29, 2008 06:25 PM
It's 5:00. Whose useful idiot am I supposed to be now?
Posted by: Dan Melson at April 29, 2008 06:26 PM