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« Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 141. | WILLisms.com | Trivia Tidbit Of The Day: Part 488 - Electability. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 142.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

Chelsea Clinton looks on prior to delivering a speech at the Our Lady of Providence elderly home, in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Tuesday, April 29, 2008. Clinton is spending two days here campaigning for her mother, Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., ahead of the June 1 primary. (AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)

Yeah, hmm. Not sure that that caption captures what is really happening.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 6. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
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And... The Winners:

1. Spartacus:

Awesome, the time here is the same as back in Plains, Georgia.

2. Maggie Mama:

Carter checks his legacy .. it's about thirty seconds from total oblivion.

3. rodney dill:

"Ten minutes to Wapner... definitely..."

Honorable Mention. JohnW:

"This new Mecca-standard-time watch is terrific."

Captioning: proof that America is still the greatest country on the planet.

Posted by Will Franklin · 30 April 2008 02:33 PM

Comments

The closer Chelsea got to the pearly gates, the more nervous she became.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 30, 2008 02:46 PM

Chelsea thought, This is just too much like that scene from Exorcist 3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH8ynu0jRvY

Posted by: JohnW at April 30, 2008 03:25 PM

Chelsea looks on and hopes with great anticipation that one day her Mother will be St. Hillary.

Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 30, 2008 04:43 PM

Next stop Planned Parenthood!...

Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 30, 2008 04:46 PM

OMG! What is that priest doing with that alter boy.

Posted by: elliot at April 30, 2008 05:32 PM

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama? How do you hold a moon bat in your hand? How do solve a problem like Obama? A flibertyjibbit, a Socialist, a racist clown! La la la la la la la la la La La La! How do you hold a dimwit in your hand......

Posted by: ZsaZsa at April 30, 2008 07:30 PM

Tired of answering questions about Monica, Chelsea finally found a safe haven for campaigning.

(Thanx for 2nd!)

Posted by: Maggie Mama at May 1, 2008 06:33 AM

Chelsea Clinton visits Our Lady of Providence elderly home, realizing that if her mom came instead, the statues would walk out in protest.


An off-topic note to ZsaZsa:
How do you hold a moon bat in your hand?

I don't know, but you'd better wash your hands thoroughly afterwards.

Posted by: Bigfoot at May 1, 2008 08:29 AM

I wonder when I will get to meet Mr. Wonka...

Posted by: Dennis at May 1, 2008 08:40 AM

Sister Mary Katherine is halfway to her goal of arranging for her death to be like that of Jesus: With a good thief to her right and a bad thief to her left.

Posted by: Doug at May 1, 2008 02:08 PM

Chelsea Clinton is deep in reflective thought: "Christ crucified.....sounds like the MSM is perpetrating another "hit" piece planned for my mom.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at May 1, 2008 02:20 PM

And tell your father to quit hitting on the nuns.

Posted by: The Whistler at May 1, 2008 04:00 PM

Celebate by choice on the left; Celebate by looks on the right.

Posted by: Deathlok at May 1, 2008 05:03 PM

Chelsea: If she grabs my ass one more time....

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 1, 2008 06:19 PM

Nun: My Father can beat up YOUR father....

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 1, 2008 06:23 PM

Nun: "Jesus, I'm never going to have sex."

Chelsea: "Look at me, lady. Neither will I."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 1, 2008 06:54 PM

Chelsea welcomes "Grandma Obama" to the Clinton camp.

Posted by: sammy small at May 3, 2008 08:01 PM

"No, DAD! You cannot break these women with your charm. However, they might want one of your cigars for poker night."

Posted by: RT at May 4, 2008 03:29 PM

OMG! I gotta pee really bad. Are the restrooms over there?

Posted by: elliot at May 4, 2008 04:54 PM

Proverb Revised: "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil...Do No Evil

Posted by: elliot at May 5, 2008 10:46 PM

Wow! That hot guy in the pews could genuflect before me anytime!

Posted by: Nathan Hale at May 6, 2008 03:39 PM