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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 144.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Originally, this story had this picture just below the headline "McAuliffe: 'Need something big' " (thanks to Matt from Syracuse for the tip), but the folks at Yahoo/Politico seem to have wised up and taken the photo down.

The actual caption:

Hillary Clinton's White House campaign chairman, Terry McAuliffe(L) seen here with Clinton in January 2008, said Thursday the Democrats' bitter nominating race would be swiftly concluded in June and that she would back Barack Obama if he is the nominee. DA(AFP/File/Stan Honda)

Yeah. Okay. I think they could have done better.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 20. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... The Winners:

1. Hoodlumman:

As the guest missed step four of the 10 step secret amnesty handshake, Cindy signals the Secret Service to eliminate the infiltrator with extreme prejudice.

2. elliot:

Cindy:(cough)Mr & Mrs Anderson, big bucks(cough)

3. Bigfoot:

While her husband John presses the flesh, Cindy McCain attempts to sing karaoke with an "air microphone".

Honorable Mention. Cowboy Blob:

Is that Bill Clinton's little sister standing behind them?


Captioning: the greatest American invention since Jazz.

Posted by Will Franklin · 14 May 2008 02:36 PM


Terry McAuliffe was slightly surprised yet congratulatory after losing a penis size contest with Senator Clinton.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 14, 2008 02:44 PM

Hillary: OMG! So thats what one looks like!

Posted by: Dennis at May 14, 2008 02:58 PM

Who's your daddy?

Posted by: elliot at May 14, 2008 03:45 PM

Hillary will do anything for a vote!...

Posted by: ZsaZsa at May 14, 2008 03:46 PM

Thanks for second place last week - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at May 14, 2008 03:49 PM

"So it WAS a banana in your pants!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at May 14, 2008 11:53 PM

Ooooooh, now that's the kind of caucus I'm talkin' about.

Posted by: elliot at May 15, 2008 06:53 AM

OMG, that picture is incredible! I've got to let this stew for a bit...

Posted by: JohnW at May 15, 2008 07:45 AM

Terry McAuliffe gives candidate Hillary Clinton another B-12 shot in the buttocks to get her through to the convention.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 15, 2008 10:24 AM

Yes, I have no doubt I can win the erection...er election.

Posted by: elliot at May 15, 2008 11:21 PM

Suddenly finding himself in a playful mood, McCauliffe gives Senator Clinton an unexpected tickle.

Posted by: Bigfoot at May 16, 2008 08:57 AM

It is bigger than Bill's right?

Posted by: Dan at May 16, 2008 03:30 PM

McAuliffe: "I can't believe I just did that."
Clinton: "Oh no--you aren't housebroken!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at May 16, 2008 06:55 PM

"Forget my run for the presidency....just let me run up your staff!"

Posted by: Maggie Mama at May 17, 2008 02:53 PM

I think it's angry!

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2008 05:06 PM