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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 147.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Relaxed: Hillary Clinton could be about to exit the race to become the Democratic Party's presidential nominee

There's so much to work with, here...

I also want to officially introduce a new feature on our weekly Caption Contests. It's called PhotoCrank. You can add all sorts of hilarious captions and image layers and things directly onto the photo. Give it a try. It's incredibly easy, and you can create captions that are incredibly hilarious.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 10. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... The Winners:

1. elliot:

Bush yells: Cadet, how did you hurt yourself, during training practice?

Cadet responds: "No sir, went hunting with Cheney"

2. Wyatt Earp:

Love lift us up where we belong . . . "

3. Michael:

In order to increase the amounts of recruits, George W. Bush lifted the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

Captioning is good and good for you. Enter today! And try out the PhotoCrank while you're at it.


Cowboy Blob sends in this Photo"chop":


Posted by Will Franklin · 4 June 2008 07:41 AM


"A li'l to th' lef', Chris... shoo know how momma likes it..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 4, 2008 07:53 AM

Drunk with power? I think not.

Posted by: Giacomo at June 4, 2008 08:50 AM

Drunk with power? I think not.

Posted by: Giacomo at June 4, 2008 08:52 AM

Candidate Hillary Clinton enjoys an adult beverage, unware that Islamic Rage Boy has snuck up behind her, preparing to inflict the Sharia-mandated penalty for consuming alcohol.

Posted by: Bigfoot at June 4, 2008 09:14 AM

Drunk with power? I think not ...

Posted by: Giacomo at June 4, 2008 11:45 AM

sorry about tripling up - it wasn't registering.

Posted by: Giacomo at June 4, 2008 11:47 AM

I Crank'd it, too but here is another caption for ya:

"No one ever expects to be roofied before a press conference."

Posted by: Ryan Hupfer at June 4, 2008 02:19 PM

Hillary: Ok, Ok I got one Bill tells all the time:

The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar.

The Devil wanders across to the old man and says "Do you know how I am?"

The old man took another sip of his beer and answered "Yep"

The Devil stared at the old man and asked "Well aren't you afraid of me?"

The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs "I married your sister 40 years ago, why the hell should I be scared of you?"

Hillary: I don't see what's so funny about it....

Posted by: Dennis at June 4, 2008 03:20 PM

When the rufies kick in....

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at June 4, 2008 05:32 PM

Hillary thinks back to Cedric's olde Irish toast which now has come back to haunt her:

"May we get what we want,
May we get what we need,
But may we never get what we deserve."

Posted by: Maggie Mama at June 4, 2008 07:00 PM

Hillary's not sure if it's the double or the high altitude speaking in her ear, but she knows deep in her heart that if she had just lost her "baggage" earlier the trip to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would have been smoother.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at June 4, 2008 07:05 PM

Thank you for First Place - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at June 4, 2008 11:54 PM

I guess there were a few 'shots' Hillary didn't miss.

Posted by: elliot at June 4, 2008 11:57 PM

Everyone told Hillary that she just won the democratic nomination, she was ecstatic, until Ashton Kusher jumped out and said "You've just been punked"

Posted by: elliot at June 5, 2008 12:02 AM


Posted by: rodney dill at June 5, 2008 05:05 AM


Posted by: rodney dill at June 5, 2008 05:08 AM

An irate voter gets behind Hillary and finally does to her what politicians have been doing to us for years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 5, 2008 11:06 AM

Unaware that she is in fact Hillary Clinton, the British press agent offers yet another glass of whiskey to the blonde skank he hopes to get lucky with later.

Posted by: B Smith at June 6, 2008 09:49 PM

Careful! Don't get anything on my dress!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at June 7, 2008 01:53 PM