WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 152.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 152.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

The actual caption:

Cheerleaders strike a pose with numchuks, the colloquial name for the Japanese weapon 'nunchaku', during a training session for cheer squads on July 4, in Jingdong, in northern China's Hebei province. Chinese dance squads will perform at various events during the 8-24 August Olympics in Beijing, including basketball, beach volleyball and soccer. (AFP/File/Frederic J. Brown)

Ha. Okay.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 15. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... The Winners:

1. Wyatt Earp:

On the 11th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 lifetime virgins!

2. Maggie Mama:

Staff from Obama's San Francisco campaign headquarters gathers for a group photo op.

3. elliot:

The Jones's, all from West Virginia, pose for their wedding picture.
Top row..Groom Jed(cousin), Groom Bob(cousin), Groom Ken(cousin). Second row..Groom Ted (brother),Groom Ted(other brother),Groom Ted(other brother),Groom Ted (other brother). Third row.. Brides Clara and Helen(Sisters), Bottom row.. .......Groom Daniel(Cousin) and Groom Benjamin(Uncle)

Honorable Mention. Maggie Mama:

Obama has already started a review process for potential Supreme Court appointees.

Captioning is good for the environment. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 9 July 2008 08:33 AM

Comments

In another attempt to soften their image, China released new photos of their more 'internationally appealing' Ninja Death Squads.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 9, 2008 08:39 AM

Inner monologue: Please don't wake up! Please don't wake up!

Posted by: JohnW at July 9, 2008 09:57 AM

A billion screaming Chinamen are now praying for the "Touch of Death."

Thanks for the win last week!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 9, 2008 10:55 AM

Numbnuts with numchuks will be at every Olympic event next month.

(Double thanks for last week.)

Posted by: Maggie Mama at July 9, 2008 03:08 PM

Thank you for the third place slot - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at July 9, 2008 05:09 PM

This always happens when they play Madonna's "Vogue" on the radio....

Posted by: elliot at July 9, 2008 05:11 PM

In China they teach girls at a young age how to shop...(in unison) "Please step away from that bargain!"

Posted by: elliot at July 9, 2008 05:17 PM

The Chinese attempt to enter the lucrative Japanese "idol" market with Teenage Numchuck Beauties got derailed when it was discovered that some of the members had actual talent.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at July 10, 2008 01:38 AM

Just a few of the women auditioning for roles in the remake of You Only Live Twice.

Posted by: Bigfoot at July 10, 2008 08:26 AM

The Chinese movie industry, hoping to get noticed with its "eight actresses for the price of one" offer, submits a group photo of potential body doubles for Lucy Liu, co-star in the next installment of the Charlie's Angels franchise.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at July 10, 2008 09:36 PM

FAME!
I'm going to live forever ...
I'm going to learn how to fly

Posted by: Cullen at July 11, 2008 05:40 AM

We are Chianeese if you please,
We are Chianeese if you don't please.

Posted by: LomaAlta at July 11, 2008 10:26 AM

Beijing unveils their bevy of finalists for the upcoming remake of Charlie Chan's Angels.

Posted by: sammy small at July 12, 2008 03:47 PM

(Above) Fortunately, the age of consent in China is cumulative.

(Below) Unfortunately, nerd is cumulative everywhere.

Posted by: Jody at July 13, 2008 05:02 PM

The lighter side to the Olympic security detail.

Posted by: sethstorm at July 14, 2008 01:59 PM

Apple Inc.'s new data synching service got off to a rocky start Thursday, as some users were denied access to their accounts just hours before the next-generation iPhone is slated to go on sale.

Posted by: TessrTorn at July 15, 2008 07:35 AM

Girls in China realize that by smiling big and being energetic enough they can avoid being used for soylent green.

Posted by: Cullen at July 15, 2008 03:58 PM

BTW: they ain't nunchucks....they're fans.

Posted by: TripAZ at July 15, 2008 05:47 PM