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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 152.
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Cheerleaders strike a pose with numchuks, the colloquial name for the Japanese weapon 'nunchaku', during a training session for cheer squads on July 4, in Jingdong, in northern China's Hebei province. Chinese dance squads will perform at various events during the 8-24 August Olympics in Beijing, including basketball, beach volleyball and soccer. (AFP/File/Frederic J. Brown)
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 15. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.
1. Wyatt Earp:
On the 11th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 lifetime virgins!
2. Maggie Mama:
Staff from Obama's San Francisco campaign headquarters gathers for a group photo op.
The Jones's, all from West Virginia, pose for their wedding picture.
Honorable Mention. Maggie Mama:
Obama has already started a review process for potential Supreme Court appointees.
Captioning is good for the environment. Enter today!
Posted by Will Franklin · 9 July 2008 08:33 AM
In another attempt to soften their image, China released new photos of their more 'internationally appealing' Ninja Death Squads.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 9, 2008 08:39 AM
Inner monologue: Please don't wake up! Please don't wake up!
Posted by: JohnW at July 9, 2008 09:57 AM
A billion screaming Chinamen are now praying for the "Touch of Death."
Thanks for the win last week!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 9, 2008 10:55 AM
Numbnuts with numchuks will be at every Olympic event next month.
(Double thanks for last week.)
Posted by: Maggie Mama at July 9, 2008 03:08 PM
Thank you for the third place slot - Elliot
Posted by: elliot at July 9, 2008 05:09 PM
This always happens when they play Madonna's "Vogue" on the radio....
Posted by: elliot at July 9, 2008 05:11 PM
In China they teach girls at a young age how to shop...(in unison) "Please step away from that bargain!"
Posted by: elliot at July 9, 2008 05:17 PM
The Chinese attempt to enter the lucrative Japanese "idol" market with Teenage Numchuck Beauties got derailed when it was discovered that some of the members had actual talent.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at July 10, 2008 01:38 AM
Just a few of the women auditioning for roles in the remake of You Only Live Twice.
Posted by: Bigfoot at July 10, 2008 08:26 AM
The Chinese movie industry, hoping to get noticed with its "eight actresses for the price of one" offer, submits a group photo of potential body doubles for Lucy Liu, co-star in the next installment of the Charlie's Angels franchise.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at July 10, 2008 09:36 PM
Posted by: Cullen at July 11, 2008 05:40 AM
We are Chianeese if you please,
Posted by: LomaAlta at July 11, 2008 10:26 AM
Beijing unveils their bevy of finalists for the upcoming remake of Charlie Chan's Angels.
Posted by: sammy small at July 12, 2008 03:47 PM
(Above) Fortunately, the age of consent in China is cumulative.
(Below) Unfortunately, nerd is cumulative everywhere.
Posted by: Jody at July 13, 2008 05:02 PM
The lighter side to the Olympic security detail.
Posted by: sethstorm at July 14, 2008 01:59 PM
Apple Inc.'s new data synching service got off to a rocky start Thursday, as some users were denied access to their accounts just hours before the next-generation iPhone is slated to go on sale.
Posted by: TessrTorn at July 15, 2008 07:35 AM
Girls in China realize that by smiling big and being energetic enough they can avoid being used for soylent green.
Posted by: Cullen at July 15, 2008 03:58 PM
BTW: they ain't nunchucks....they're fans.
Posted by: TripAZ at July 15, 2008 05:47 PM