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« Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 152. | WILLisms.com | Trivia Tidbit Of The Day: Part 503 - Rhode Island, Texas' Antithesis. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 153.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

deputydogs.jpg

The actual caption:

Two miniature long-haired dachshunds are seen here in Sydney. Small dogs, especially dachshunds, are likelier to attack strangers and other dogs compared with pitbulls, rottweilers and other macho breeds, it's been revealed in a study published on Wednesday. (AFP/File/Greg Wood)

Dog bites man, eh?

There's got to be more to this picture than that.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 22. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
chineseninjacheerleaders.jpg

And... the winners:

1 (GOLD). Jody:

(Above) Fortunately, the age of consent in China is cumulative.

(Below) Unfortunately, nerd is cumulative everywhere.


2 (SILVER). sammy small:

Beijing unveils their bevy of finalists for the upcoming remake of Charlie Chan's Angels.


3 (BRONZE). LomaAlta:

We are Chianeese if you please,
We are Chianeese if you don't please.

Some very funny captions this week, but unfortunately there could only be three medals, in honor of the Olympics.


Captioning is to awesome, as Rue McClanahan is to The Golden Girls. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 16 July 2008 09:57 AM

Comments

(Left dog: What choo talkin' 'bout mate?

Posted by: elliot at July 16, 2008 10:31 AM

Dog on right: Must... hump... leg....

Posted by: Nathan Hale at July 16, 2008 11:14 PM

Dog on right:

Well, this is what I get for telling that sorceress that life is a bitch.

Posted by: Bigfoot at July 17, 2008 08:04 AM

"These hats make us look like a friggin' poodle!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 17, 2008 09:36 AM

The Aussies illustrate why they're known for getting things done: Small hat, dogs delivered.

Posted by: Jody at July 18, 2008 10:09 AM

Man I wish those idiots would stop saying "RIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Posted by: Dennis at July 19, 2008 12:01 PM

(Dog on left): "Oh yeah, you blend."

Posted by: Chris at July 20, 2008 12:39 PM

You'd bite, too, if your human dressed you like this!

(My family has owned 9 dachshunds, if you don't count my uncle who bred them. Grand total: 1 bite)

Posted by: Dan Melson at July 24, 2008 03:16 PM