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Wednesday Caption Contest (THURSDAY EDITION): Part 156.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Women run in a high heel race at Red Square in Moscow, Saturday, July 19, 2008. Participants of the high heel run were challenged to race in stilettos of at least 9 cm (3.54 inches) tall. (AP Photo/Misha Japaridze)

Those Russians.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 12. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... the winners:

1 (GOLD). Wyatt Earp:

Bush: Whaddya say we make our own "crime scene?"

2 (SILVER). ZsaZsa:

The Dems. are fighting back after the National Enquire leak of John Edwards and his alleged affair. Poor Mrs Bush must be heartbroken about this picture!

3 (BRONZE). Dennis:

Yes ma'am I am FDR....

Captioning: more worthwhile than anything else, ever.

Posted by Will Franklin · 7 August 2008 08:59 PM


Select members of Code Pink compete in a high-heel foot race for the newly-created undercover operative position. Unlike most Code Pink members, these brave women will dress normally, hoping to infiltrate their enemies' defenses, where they will then be able to wreak the most havoc.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 7, 2008 09:29 PM

Undaunted by the denial of their bid to be a demonstration sport at the Beijing Olympics, members of the Russian high-heel track and field squad strut their stuff for local fans in the 10,000 meter event.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 7, 2008 09:36 PM

(Woman in white with black knee-highs): "Out of my way, bitch, unless you wanna eat pavement like that whore behind me!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 7, 2008 09:38 PM

Junior League members who had been participating in a charity event abandon it en masse after a passerby said "12-hour sale at Nordstrom."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 7, 2008 09:40 PM

Russian women race for this weekend's "world premiere" of The Matrix.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 7, 2008 11:56 PM

Comrade, I thought was Midget Chess Match today. Where are Cunning Runts?

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at August 8, 2008 12:11 PM

The announcement that John Edwards would be the guest speaker sent Code Pink members fleeing.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at August 8, 2008 02:33 PM

The first one over the finish line gets the toilet paper!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at August 9, 2008 03:20 PM

When the expression "a run in her stocking" was rendered into Russian, something was lost in translation.

Posted by: Bigfoot at August 9, 2008 05:36 PM

Walmart opens their first Supercenter in down town Moscow.

Posted by: Michael at August 13, 2008 06:15 AM