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Wednesday Caption Contest (THURSDAY EDITION): Part 159.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Revellers pose in tomato pulp during the annual "Tomatina" (tomato fight) in the Mediterranean village of Bunol, near Valencia, August 27, 2008. The origin of the tomato fight is disputed - everyone in Bunol seems to have a favourite story - but most agree it started around 1940, in the early years of the dictatorship of General Francisco Franco. REUTERS/Heino Kalis (SPAIN)

Hmm, somehow I think there's more to this.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 2. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... the winners:

1. Maggie Mama:

We've got to hide or risk becoming the brunt of Geico's advertisements.

2. Rob B.:

"Bigfoot's protest of INS officers was to raise awareness of unfair "meat traps" and "beef jerky comercials" used to capture undocumented residents in the US."

3. Dennis:

Hiding: So easy a Sasquatch could do it.

Captioning knocked that speech right out of the park. Expect a bounce from this among independent women voters.

Posted by Will Franklin · 28 August 2008 09:20 AM


A pair of scientists band together to save the world from mutated tomatoes that KILL!

Posted by: Michael at August 28, 2008 12:33 PM

Those crazy Italians. What will they think of next to put tomato sauce on?

Posted by: ZsaZsa at August 28, 2008 01:40 PM

This is the best prom ever! We have to get Carrie to plan the entertainment every year!

Posted by: justsalt at August 28, 2008 03:19 PM

Never tell Luigi his tomato sauce sucks, just as these two girls just found out.

Posted by: elliot at August 28, 2008 05:00 PM

Tampax: For the extra heavy flow.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2008 09:58 PM

No longer rumors, there is now photographic proof that Ronald McDonald, seen here in the background, actually throws wilder parties than Hefner.

(Thanks for the win)

Posted by: Maggie Mama at August 29, 2008 06:18 AM

Waiter, there's a girl in my salsa. No, wait, there's TWO of them!

Posted by: Bigfoot at August 29, 2008 08:36 AM

And in other news, nude vomit rasslin takes the red states by storm.

Posted by: Jaan Doh at August 30, 2008 03:16 AM

Paris, Britney, and John Edwards try to slip out incognito but the paparazzi caught them leaving Bill Clinton"s "She Lost" celebration party held at the LA Hilton.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at August 30, 2008 01:00 PM

By the way, if you didn't know, the girls are Marie Nara and Kat Chatorrie.

Posted by: elliot at August 31, 2008 06:44 AM

Great one, elliot!

But just a slight typo. I'm sure you meant

Mara Nara.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at August 31, 2008 07:21 AM

Disaster came to Bunol when the world's largest women's dorm "synched up".

Posted by: Jody at August 31, 2008 08:16 AM

Not really, I didn't think there was a Mara name.
Thanks for the compliment - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at August 31, 2008 01:08 PM

P. S. If you say it slow it comes out right Heh Heh


Thanks again

Posted by: elliot at August 31, 2008 01:11 PM