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« Wednesday Caption Contest (THURSDAY EDITION): Part 161. | WILLisms.com | Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 163. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 162.

STAY TUNED... new contest will be up Wednesday, Oct. 1.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

sarah.jpg

The actual caption:

Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, signs a cowboy hat after speaking at a campaign rally in Carson City, Nev., Saturday, Sept. 13, 2008. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

There's a better caption out there. I just know it.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 23. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
pope.jpg

And... the winners:

1. Mr. Right:

"My good luck hat," The Pontiff said. "Given to me by a CIA guy as we went in for a special mission in Cambodia."

2. ikkonoishi:

Senator Palpatine readies himself for his raid on Planet Hooville.

3. clyde_m:

Determined to fulfill a childhood dream, Pope Ben dons a Santa hat and marches into Macy's to apply for a Christmas Season 2008 Santa job.

As Abraham Lincoln often said, "if you don't caption this week, I will attack you with the North."

Posted by Will Franklin · 17 September 2008 08:32 PM

Comments

Version 1:
Palin: "...and this is what we wear when we line-dance."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 18, 2008 12:02 AM

Version 2:
Black woman's internal dialogue: Lawdy, ah ain't nevah been dis close to a real-live redneck befoah! Ah hope she don't shoot me!
Palin: "...and this is what we wear when we line-dance."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 18, 2008 12:03 AM

Have you seen the president anywhere? He is about this tall and supposedly was wearing this hat.

Posted by: elliot at September 18, 2008 07:27 AM

Have you seen the president anywhere? He is about this tall and was supposedly wearing this hat.

Posted by: elliot at September 18, 2008 07:33 AM

I noz, sister Sarah, I noz. Jus wait till we playz Cowgirls and Congress.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at September 18, 2008 07:33 AM

"Latoya, Here you go honey, this is cowboy hat."

"Tell you son LaParolus, that he will need a bigger size if he wants wear it over his hood."

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at September 18, 2008 03:14 PM

Sorry for the duplicate entry, thought that it didn't take at first - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at September 18, 2008 06:14 PM

"My good luck hat," Lakesha told the Governor. "Given to me by a CIA guy as we went in for a special mission in Cambodia with John Kerry and Pope Benedict."


(Sorry. I sense a hat theme here...)

Posted by: Mr. Right at September 18, 2008 07:33 PM

Sarah: "Mine has ear muffs."

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 18, 2008 08:19 PM

Cowboy?, Cowgirl? Hmmm, Thank you. Todd and I are getting tired of playing the seal and the walrus.

Posted by: Elliot at September 19, 2008 03:29 AM

"Mrs Clevon Little, I want you to be the sheriff of Rock Ridge. You will be risking your life, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor. "

Posted by: Rob B at September 19, 2008 09:19 AM

"So when you get to be President (sic) can you give me a cowboy to go with this hat?

Posted by: The Whistler at September 19, 2008 12:30 PM

Well, I must admit Obama is all hat and no cattle

Posted by: Dan Melson at September 19, 2008 05:28 PM

"Excuse me Sarah but, next time you see him, could you tell Mr. Obama 'Hi!' from a not so typical black person?"

Posted by: Mark Ducharme at September 19, 2008 11:14 PM

(whispering)"Yes ma'am, I'm from 'Obama inc.'. One question please. Do you like being alive?"

Posted by: Mark Ducharme at September 19, 2008 11:19 PM

"Help! I've been spotted by Farahkan and the penalty for liking a 'white devil' is death!"

Posted by: Mark Ducharme at September 19, 2008 11:25 PM

Palin Rider

Posted by: rodney dill at September 20, 2008 08:52 AM

"Ma'am, you give this hat to your husband. When I picture the two of you naked and doing, well, you know, and all he's wearing is this hat ... lordy, I get so excited I'm not sure which of the two of you I want to watch!"

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Posted by: free poker at September 21, 2008 07:32 PM

"A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man or woman using it. Remember that."

Posted by: Doug at September 23, 2008 11:14 PM

"You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?"

Posted by: Doug at September 23, 2008 11:18 PM

Yes ma'am. Wear this hat and they won't notice your lipstick. (wink wink)

Posted by: elliot at September 24, 2008 08:11 AM

no new picture? hope everything is ok ...

Posted by: clyde_m at September 29, 2008 07:55 AM