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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 163.
This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
The actual caption:
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson, right, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., second left, and Sen. Judd Gregg, R-N.H., left, announce a tentative deal on legislation regarding the financial crisis on Sunday, Sept. 28, 2008 on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/Lauren Victoria Burke)
A compelling photo. And it deserves a much better caption.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 7. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.
And... the winners:
1. rodney dill:
Palin Rider
2. Doug:
"A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man or woman using it. Remember that."
3. Mark Ducharme:
(whispering)"Yes ma'am, I'm from 'Obama inc.'. One question please. Do you like being alive?"
Captioning, it's what's for dinner. Do it!
Posted by Will Franklin · 1 October 2008 09:08 PM
Comments
Gregg: "You like that, big guy?"
Reid: "Ooh, Judd, you naughty boy! Don't stop!"
Posted by: Nathan Hale at October 2, 2008 12:08 AM
The Dems have never been happier! One more notch in the Socialist belt buckle. I have never seen Harry smile.
Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 2, 2008 06:41 AM
I said "Well, the people might get mad if we pass this bail out." Then Harry said "Oh NO! You mean we might risk a ding to our 9% approval rating?!?"
Posted by: Rob B. at October 2, 2008 10:08 AM
"We come before you today to announce agreement on proposed legislation to rescue us all from financial oblivion: Bail Out Henry's Insolvent Cronies Act of 2008 - BOHICA"
Posted by: DougT at October 2, 2008 01:07 PM
Do you really trust these people with $700B?
Posted by: DougT at October 2, 2008 01:08 PM
Harry (Thinking): Who is that grabbing my ass?
Judd (Thinking): I wonder if he knows it is me.
Posted by: elliot at October 2, 2008 06:44 PM
Pelosi: "And with the help of Senator Reid and Representative Lurch, we got the deal done!"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 2, 2008 08:42 PM
...And finally,
as a bipartisan control over
Secretary Paulson and the $700 Billion,
Senators Reid and Gregg will each remove
one of Henry's testicles and place them
into a jar on my desk
until this crisis is over.
Posted by: Terry_Jim at October 3, 2008 01:23 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have found a solution to financial crisis.
By using this Katana blade to help focus his power, Hiro Nakamura can travel back in time. Once he is there, he will track down both me and each of my colleagues standing here and slap each one of us.
We also believe that contracting Mr Nakamura's services will also allow us to stave off the impending machine crisis we have seen documented on Fox.
Posted by: Jody at October 3, 2008 09:36 AM
Pelosi was so pleased with herself after the Bailout Bill's passage that she burst into song:
"We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me."
Posted by: Maggie Mama at October 4, 2008 06:51 AM
"Harry! Get your hand offa my ass!"
Posted by: rodney dill at October 4, 2008 08:27 AM
Harry drank my kool aid this morning. After living in a haze all these long years, I now realize what I have done to this country. Therefore, I will be commiting Seppuku before I return to my kool aid drinking ways and it is too late.
Posted by: Gasgwar at October 4, 2008 02:41 PM
Pelosi: The distinguished Senator from Nevada will now take this microphone and demonstrate on Secretary Paulson just how we Democrats plan to ramrod this legislation through over the protests of the American public.
Posted by: sammy small at October 5, 2008 12:33 AM
Harry Paulson: (Sigh) I wish somebody would grab my ass, I miss Larry Craig.
Posted by: Elliot at October 5, 2008 09:40 AM
"Yes, I know I'm inept and full of hubris. Next question, please."
Posted by: RT at October 5, 2008 05:52 PM