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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 165.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama speaks to a potential voter as he canvasses support in a neighborhood in Holland, Ohio October 12, 2008. (Jim Young/Reuters)

Knocking on doors just oozes with awesomeness.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 21. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:

And... the winners:

1. Wyatt Earp:

Sarkozy: "Hold on a second. Angela was just about to give me her number."

2. Rob B.:

"No, I don't want to switch seats with you. Gordon has a bag of sour apple jolly randhers under the table and we don't want to share them with Spain."

3. Hoodlumman:

While the meeting progressed, Gordon quietly hoped that no one saw him struggle with getting the last of the peanut butter off the roof of his mouth.

Captioning: don't hate it because it's beautiful.

Posted by Will Franklin · 15 October 2008 09:48 AM


"Thanks for offering, Senator Obama but ACORN has already registered me 183 times."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 15, 2008 09:49 AM

"Hello, Minnie Mouse? I have some bad news about you're husband'd voter registration card."

Posted by: Rob B. at October 15, 2008 10:18 AM

"Hillary? I didn't know you moved to Ohio."

Posted by: Doug at October 15, 2008 10:46 AM

No thanks, I'm not interested... Bye Bye! Slam!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 15, 2008 03:30 PM

"Honey, there's a black man at the door. Get the gun!"

Thanks for first place last week, btw.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 15, 2008 06:19 PM

"Thanks for offering, Senator Obama but ACORN has already registered me 183 times."

Funny Hoodlumman - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at October 15, 2008 07:14 PM

Lady at the door: Sorry sir, you are not entitled to be on my property!
Obama: IF you vote for me we all will be entitled and there will be no private property!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 15, 2008 07:27 PM

Knock knock! Who's there? Free Cheese maam!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 15, 2008 09:36 PM

And when you buy this three year subscription to "EBONY", $10 will go toward armbands,for the Kids new uniforms.

Posted by: Diller at October 15, 2008 09:42 PM

And when you buy this three year subscription to "EBONY", $10 will go toward armbands,for the Kids new uniforms.

Posted by: Diller at October 15, 2008 09:43 PM

'Cuse me sir. I know who you are and do you know what the McCain/Palin sign means on the lawn? Now get lost.

Posted by: elliot at October 15, 2008 10:45 PM

"Earl! Git the shotgun! There's another a' them consarned polimatishuns at th' door!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at October 15, 2008 11:32 PM

"Hank! Get a load of the ears on this feller! They're bigger'n Dumbo's!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at October 15, 2008 11:38 PM

Yes ma'am. Once you vote black, you'll never go back.

Posted by: elliot at October 16, 2008 07:26 AM

Obama: "Hello, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a minute about the change I'm hoping to bring to America."
Lady: "Oh no. I'm not opening this door. I saw what happened to that plumber."

Posted by: Jody at October 17, 2008 01:53 AM

"Are you sure you're not selling Hoover Vacuum Cleaners? 'Cause you suck."

Posted by: rodney dill at October 18, 2008 08:05 AM

I've had it up to here with you typical white people.

Posted by: Gasgwar at October 18, 2008 03:33 PM

"Yes, ma'am. We're spreading the wealth. Seven chicanos are coming by to pick up your furniture. And when your husband dies, you'll find that the government is now his beneficiary of his policies."

Posted by: chsw at October 19, 2008 07:28 AM

Ma'am, I'm here to confiscate your bibles and guns.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at October 19, 2008 10:59 AM

Sorry, Senator, but as you can see, I'm way to old to join the Obama Youth.

Posted by: Bigfoot at October 19, 2008 03:54 PM