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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 166.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., kisses Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., at rally at the Amway Arena in Orlando, Monday, Oct. 20, 2008. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Hmm, I think they could have captioned this one much more awesomely.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 28. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

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And... the winners:

1. Hoodlumman:

"Thanks for offering, Senator Obama but ACORN has already registered me 183 times."

2. Gasgwar:

I've had it up to here with you typical white people.

3. Jody:

Obama: "Hello, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a minute about the change I'm hoping to bring to America."
Lady: "Oh no. I'm not opening this door. I saw what happened to that plumber."

Captioning: the best thing ever. Make it happen.

Posted by Will Franklin · 22 October 2008 08:32 AM


Eeeeeeeeeeyooooooowah! Yuck!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 22, 2008 10:22 AM

Count Obama: I vant to bite your neck!

Posted by: elliot at October 22, 2008 10:40 AM

The suck a$$ will even suck face as long as Hillary brings along her supporters.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at October 23, 2008 07:01 AM

Smelling the tobacco on Barack's breath, Hillary had a immediate vision of Bill and that damn cigar.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at October 23, 2008 07:04 AM

Barry, you broke my heart. Now, Don Bill says that I have to give you the kiss of death... then we'll let James Carville kiss ya.

Posted by: Rob B. at October 23, 2008 10:55 AM

Obama: "Oh God, she tastes like failure."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 23, 2008 10:23 PM

For the first time in his life, Barack Obama kisses a white woman, except for those he's related to, that is.

Posted by: Bigfoot at October 24, 2008 03:37 PM

I think Michelle is more her type.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at October 24, 2008 07:16 PM

Hillary: "You had me at 'I can hold my breath as long as Andres Cantor.'"

Posted by: rodney dill at October 25, 2008 02:25 PM

"This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed HillRod and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed HillRod just to try it
I hope Michelle don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed HillRod and I liked it
I liked it..."

Posted by: Jody at October 25, 2008 06:00 PM

When this race is over, I'm getting myself fumigated for cooties.

Posted by: Pasadena Closet Conservative at October 26, 2008 12:17 PM

1. (Obama) Gawd! She's trying the tongue again!
2. (Clinton) Have you ever seen The Godfather, Barack?
3. National Enquirer catches Obama with girlfriend outside of DC motel.


Posted by: chsw at October 26, 2008 07:10 PM

**Look natural. Look natural. Look natural. DAMMIT!**

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 27, 2008 10:07 AM

Hillary: Promise me More!
Obama: Okay, More!
Hillary: More, more, More!!!!
Obama: Greedy whitey.

Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 27, 2008 02:22 PM