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« Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 166. | WILLisms.com | Trivia Tidbit of the Day: Part 514 -- Middle Class Taxes. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 167.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

palestiniansforobama.jpg

The actual caption:

Palestinian Ibrahim Abu Jayab, 24, is seen next to his computer, in his family house in Nusayrat refugee camp, central Gaza Strip, Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2008. A young Palestinian in a Gaza refugee camp is doing his part to get out the vote for Barack Obama. With a little help from the Internet, 24-year-old Ibrahim Abu Jayab is cold calling random American families from his parent's home imploring them to vote Obama. (AP Photo/Khalil Hamra)

This really deserves a more creative caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 4. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
obamamakingoutwithhillary.jpg

And... the winners:

1. Wyatt Earp:

Obama: "Oh God, she tastes like failure."

2. Pasadena Closet Conservative:

When this race is over, I'm getting myself fumigated for cooties.

3. Jody:

"This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed HillRod and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed HillRod just to try it
I hope Michelle don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed HillRod and I liked it
I liked it..."

Caption early, and caption often. But caption by November 4th!

Posted by Will Franklin · 29 October 2008 08:21 AM

Comments

"Finally, an American who will accept Palestinian donations, instead of the other way around."

Posted by: Rob B. at October 29, 2008 10:36 AM

I wonder what I'll get if I Google "How to Pilot a Jumbo Jet in 10 Easy Lessons"?

Posted by: Pasadena Closet Conservative at October 29, 2008 10:43 PM

Obama means bombs away to Israel!!!!

Posted by: ZsaZsa at October 30, 2008 09:19 AM

Good Morning to you sir:
My name is Abu Jayad, and I am head of the Obama campaign office here in Gaza. I and several of my friends have raised the sum of $150,000,000.00 USD for the 13th Imam Obama, and need to transfer these funds to him.
If you will agree to provide your bank account number, I will transfer the entire sum to you, along with a computer program containing a credit card number and 750,000 addresses with which to transfer this money.
In return for your gracious help, you may retain the sum of $15,000,000 USD for yourself. After Mr Obamas taxes that will surely leave you enough to fill the tank in your SUV.

Thank you in advance, and peace be upon you.
Abu

Posted by: Billll at October 30, 2008 09:40 PM

"'Obama for America?' Undo! Undo!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2008 11:27 AM

ACORN has found computers are useful in registering Palestinian voters for Obama.

Posted by: Maggie Mama at October 31, 2008 02:05 PM

Best match found for "24,male,bisexual,suicide bomber"

Posted by: elezend at November 1, 2008 04:40 AM

I can haz uniKorn?

Posted by: Jody at November 3, 2008 05:27 PM